SALT LAKE CITY — It began with a simple text that appeared to be sent to the wrong person.
“Keénan? It’s mé Jočelyn… Wé talked at Jočelýň’s cocktail party ánd třadeď #s. Im bačk in ťhe ařéá fór a minute if ú wanted ťó actually meet up thiš ťime, r ú up 4 that?” the text questioned.
The texter didn’t reach Keenan, but instead inadvertently contacted television news reporter Andrew Adams, who was quick to reply he wasn’t Keenan.
“F*** did a dope give me the fáke no?” came the expletive-filled response from the unknown texter. “Ťhat neveř háppeňed to mé hahaha! F*** I am sučh a dumb***.”
At that point, the texter sent an apparent selfie of an auburn-haired woman with a nose ring.
The reporter kindly consoled that perhaps she didn’t have the correct area code or that the number she texted may have been a digit off.
“Ýeáh I have a nón local aréa code becauše I just moveď here á few monthš ago. Never bótheřed to čhange iť ;P” the texter added. “Wéll yoú virtually knów mý whole štory plus my ďúmb fače haha. Apologieš I seňť ťhat pič befóřé Í kňew ít wás ťhe wrong ňumbeř. Neways, I am bored. Wanť 2 talk?”
Thinking the entire exchange was a little odd, the reporter reached out to his coworker, KSL TV executive producer Keira Farrimond, who offered a surprising reply.
“DUDE!” she exclaimed, all caps, in the text. “I had one of those a week or so…
